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"Apple is taking a pounding. The bubble has burst."

Following Bitcoin's recent example, Forbes predicts the bursting of the AAPL bubble. Perhaps people are finally realizing they have been buying essentially the same phone for almost six years now?

Romanoff ##Admin - Apr 18, 2013 9:13PM Thanks to hurrr
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Apple Struggles to Fix Problems in Failing iOS Platform

Apple's release of iOS 6.1.1 fixes a crippling bug long outstanding in the already unpopular iPhone 4S. The bug caused 3G networking issues and many headaches for the affected users. This is only one bug in a swarm of engineering debacles revolving around one of the most avoided product upgrades since the iPhone 4S. Some say that iOS 6 is "nothing but trouble," and the future of the platform looks bleak.

The uphill battle to restore Apple's crumbling reputation continues with issues regarding Microsoft Exchange. Apple products running the defective OS were observed to cause excessive logging to Exchange servers and slowing them to a crawl. The problem was found to reside in Apple's code that syncs a user's Exchange mailbox and calendar. The way that the faulty code handles exceptions is the cause for "rapid growth in transaction logs, CPU use, and memory consumption." Microsoft announced that they would be willing to work with Apple on fixing the issue; however, they, like the iPhone and iPad users have yet to receive a real solution from the company for nearly a month. Apple's poor response time to the pressing matter has led businesses to ban iPhones and iPads from connecting to their servers. Since iOS users lack the basic freedom to roll back their operating system, they remain at the mercy of Apple's clumsy handling of the situation.

Apple is even slower to repair the iPhone's Wifi issues that have been plaguing users for months. The release of iOS 6.1.1 actually made the issue worse; users report that while their iPhone already couldn't keep a connection for more than a few minutes, with the update, now their phone can no longer find any Wifi access points at all.

As if that wasn't enough, the security hole in iOS 6.1's lock screen remains untouched. Contacts, personal information and unauthorized access to enterprise servers by a malicious third party are just one stolen iPhone away even with the most advanced security software employed.

"You can have the strongest password, the enhanced security features, the remote wipe functions set up, and all kinds of policies enabled, but in this case all those features become instantly redundant. And, until Apple fixes it...some of your corporate data is vulnerable to unauthorized access."

Apple promises to fix this issue as soon as possible, and given their track record, means that it's probably time to shop around in the android market.

iosys ##Author - Feb 17, 2013 10:17PM
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Apple Submitting Patent for Wireless Charging

It seems Apple has made a breakthrough invention: wireless device charging. With this new technology, an iDevice owner would be able to charge their device without plugging it in! We like to have a laugh at Apple's expense here, but sometimes they come up with something so extraordinary we cannot help but be awestruck by their innovations.

Romanoff ##Admin - Dec 4, 2012 1:51PM
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Apple's douchebaggery regarding their childlike failure to form a real apology earned them a court order to pay Samsung's legal fees.

iosys ##Author - Nov 10, 2012 10:41PM Thanks to Anon
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Apple's Customers Left Out In The Rain: "What Hurricane?"

With gale force winds and record breaking storm surges, the second largest hurricane is making her presence known not only across the country, but around the world. Millions of eyes are watching the frightening force of nature as it sweeps over the east coast bringing extreme downpours and flooding to residents in the storm's path. News and weather agencies are tracking the storm and serving updates keeping everyone informed and safe...except for Apple.

According to Siri, no one needs to be worried about Hurricane Sandy at all--not that such a storm exists in the first place. As hard as it is to miss all the streaming reports of flooding, severe storm warnings, public school closings, calls for evacuation, power outages, life-threatening conditions and the twitter talk that makes this a trending topic massive enough to eclipse even the debates, it looks like Apple has somehow managed to do just that. Maybe, it's just a case of Sandy being too mainstream for the hipster-centric corporation, or more likely, the "intelligent" personal assistant is a little slow on the uptake.

Apple Maps is equally clueless pointing to a church in West Virginia when queried about Hurricane Sandy.

Google, however, is leading the charge in gathering and displaying helpful information about the Sandy Ravage. The Apple crushing search giant has created an interactive "crisis map" to display the predicted path of the storm, wind speed and rain and life saving information such as the location of shelters and live webcam feeds. Google is working with the Red Cross,, National Weather Service and others in a feat of altruism that will help prevent loss of lives in one of the worlds fiercest hurricanes.

Apple had this excuse for the appalling performance:

"Maps is a cloud-based solution and the more people use it, the better it will get. We appreciate all of the customer feedback and are working hard to make the customer experience even better."

Clearly, Google is the real cloud-based solution for updates on this cloud-based topic. Only thing cloud-based at Apple right now is the clouded vision of Apple's (capsized) flagship software.

iosys ##Author - Oct 29, 2012 6:22PM
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Amazon throws down the gauntlet in the Mini Tablet Wars. The great success of Amazon's tell-it-like-it-is marketing resulted in the "biggest day of sales since launch," following the release of the Mini iPad a day before.

iosys ##Author - Oct 29, 2012 3:16PM
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The ruling from a few months ago ordering Apple to announce publicly that Samsung did not copy their design has finally come to fruition. What were you hoping for, an actual admittance that they were wrong?

Romanoff ##Admin - Oct 26, 2012 3:07PM
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RDF hides iProduct manufactured obsolescence

I've known a lot of people who buy an iProduct only to shortly later go through the "Apple iProduct planned obsolescence" cycle, or whatever you want to call it. Even if they consider themselves apple fanboys, they still at least admit releasing the devices on such short increments on purpose is a scam and they skip a generation or three, or just go for an android device.

Of course, then there's cnet editors. I can't even tell if this is a joke.

The whole thing reads like some sort of twisted mix of parody and drug-like adherance to a *product line*. It's also funny how reality occasionally chimes in, ex. "Looks a lot like the previous version", "It's not like the improvements are that incremental". How can you not see this incredible milking scheme looking you straight in the face? How can you call a 7 month period before the new one a "refresh cycle"? Why do you pretend that there's some outside unnamed evil force causing the company to do this when it's been their policy for nearly 5 years now?

The twitter hugbox and comments on the article are simply fantastic.

pez ##Author - Oct 23, 2012 5:04PM
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You Can Use Your Thumb...

It seems the longest iPhone yet has stumped even Apple when it comes to advertising new features. The marketing department had better stop joking around or someone might realize they aren't needed any longer.

Romanoff ##Admin - Sep 22, 2012 1:13AM
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New iPhone is lighter, heavier, thinner, faster than the 4S

Or maybe it's the exact same phone and people are unable to make sound judgements for themselves on the utility and value of an item?

Romanoff ##Admin - Sep 13, 2012 8:14PM
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